

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away?"

丈夫跑到警局報案,說: 老婆失咗踪A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for hismissing wife:
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.Inspector: What is her height ?Husband: I never checked.Inspector: Slim or healthy ?.Husband: Not slim , she can be healthy.Inspector: Color of eyes ?Husband: Never noticed.Inspector: Color of hair ?Husband: Changes according to season.Inspector: What was she wearing?Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.Inspector: Was she driving?Husband: Yes.Inspector: Tell me the type & color of the car ? . . . . .Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating
333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatictransmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, whichuse light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thinscratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.