與Bella 之 深夜無聊對話(一）

在一個冰天雪地嘅晚上，收錄了一个傻傻地嘅母親和她女兒的悄悄話﹕

 

Bella:   Mom, why we have speaking English in here?

Mom: Because this can save me a lot of time to complete my blog and watch 24 today.

 I want to know who you speaking with last night on the phone?

   I spoke to a married couple they’re one of my best friends; you can call them Aunt Branda and Uncle Kenny

What are you guys talk about? about me?

  Well, about their cute and adorable son; he already 2 years old and named 仲男, this little kid not felt so good for last week and also Kenny claims he remove kidney stones been 3 times in a year.

He is a year older than me. 重男? So they have other daughter name 輕女?

Oh No, 仲男 have to find his own 卿女。That is his parent said so.

 So Uncle Kenny very painful?

You never know how painful it can be. When people getting old would just like the old vehicle start causes problems.

Mom, you will get old too?

  Yes, dear. Everyone will get old including you and me

Oh No! I don’t want it.

Do you want to know how we met? I met in badminton court located at New York High school almost 10years ago. At that time we're all single. Branda is very attractive girl and Kenny is ….

what? Mom

  He took a lot of my attention.

 Why? Is he handsome?

   Not even close.

 

 Playing the game very well?

  Not at all. Because I’m worst player, everyone can bit me.

???

Because he wore very special t-shirt.

  Brand name?

  No Bella, let us change back to Chinese channel, you already save me a lot of time.

究竟是一件什么樣的T-shirt 啊？

這是一件絕無僅有一定來自HK道道地地的一件 "少年警訊"恤衫啊！

由我看他的第一眼就知道一定是HK人呢! 那時在想: 我也是位少年警訊啊！為什么他有而我沒有這么一件靚Ｔ恤？這是我近＋年來第一次不用問而非常確定的一個made in Hong Kong 。女兒你何知道香港人是在NY很稀少的。而他一開口講嘢，我就補充為一個非常串的Hong Kong 人。嘻嘻！

叔叔很招積嗎？

初初是這樣想的，但識落又感到他是說話不多但總是一針見血。亦很大方和善啊! 后來有時還約堆儿個在wall street 附近做工的朋友一起吃午飯呢！不過911之后，大家公司都搬去唔同location就沒有了。不過我真喜歡他的Ｔ恤，條友每次去打波都著住，引人注目。真想扒件衫落嚟睇真Ｄ個章！

媽媽，你不會真的這樣做吧？

當然不會啦，儍貓！諗吓喳!佢件衫又濕又臭，而且佢会以為我想強姦佢! 我点会被人知道諗Ｄ乜呀！我向來都比人一種莫測高深的感覺啊！

莫測高深?!(很串就真！香港女仔)

是啊! 阿女! 女人一定要保持莫測高深呀！唔可以比人知道你想Ｄ乜嘢！否則一定比個男人食蛀! 依世都走唔簑！

嘻嘻...媽咪， 咁你咪一世都飛唔出爹地嘅手指罅囉？

衰女，拆我台...你咪走呀等我打過你!

媽咪，唔好追我啦！我仲想聽ＤAunt Branda and Uncle Kenny's love story呀!

唔講啦！下次先啦!